Nightmare Poetry

Where there’s whippoorwill there’s a way

But for Dr Armitage he’d been forced to overstay

In the land of ice and snow

Where only he and Led Zep would go

The landscape proving far too tough

And pursued by a Shuggoth (sorry, not sorry)

He tried to call for help on his phone

Full power but no bars, and he alone

The beast bubbled up from its frozen lake

Armitage missed it though, busy playing ‘snake’

The moral of this story is s never go to a mountains of madness with a Nokia 3310. Other cell phones are available

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