Dark Holme Inner Circle

No stories.

No explanations.

No thinking too hard. thinking too hard.

Your challenge:

Describe Christmas using exactly five words.

That’s it.

Funny, chaotic, affectionate, grumpy, unhinged — all valid.

No context required.

No right or wrong answers.

If you can count to five, you’re qualified.

🎁 One entry will be chosen at random    to receive the 50 award points, because this is just a bit of festive fun.

Short. Silly. Done before the kettle boils.