Puss In Boots went to Town - another Urban Horror Fairy Tale
A warning to the furious...
Puss in Boots went to town
For t’was the Day to Vote
But sadly the Tories won
So he built a pea green boat
With the lovely owl he went to sea...
And they sailed far away
They discovered a lovely land
Where you could be straight, bi, or gay,
Everyone was different colours
And believed in peace and love
It didn't matter if you worshipped trees
Or had faith in God above
This too was poorly thought
And someone always wrecks it
Their passports were no longer valid
There was no escape from Brexit.