She liked his perky ears
unconcerned he was undead
but his coffin was so narrow
that she couldn't share his bed
Deep down she was monogamous
and couldn't bear to think
of all the other ladies
whose blood he liked to drink
But when he hung, bat-like
in his cape and tried to charm her
she was lost, she knew because
she was a sucker for the drama.
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Totally misread the first line of the third stanza. 😳😳