Nightmare Poetry

The tires screeched; my doorbell rang,

Somebody yelled, "Pizza Delivery Man!"

My wife looked at me, as I screamed.

"Pizza? Pizza? Did 'You' Order Pizza?"

He banged on the door and yelled again,

"Pizza Delivery Man! Open the Door!

And Let Me In! I got your Pepperoni Pizza!

Let me in! Or I'll break your door down!"

It wasn't me, it wasn't her, who ordered.

Neither understood? Who ordered Pizza?

We heard the huffing and the puffing, 

As the fist thumped on our front door.

Our front door shook. It started to "Crack!"

A heavy fur-covered fist smashed through.

As the front door collapsed ... It stepped in.

We cowered behind our cloth-covered couch.

The Big Brawny Hair Covered Creature

Tossed the empty cardboard pizza box aside.

It Clawed and Slashed through our couch;

With no place to run, it devoured us both. 

As it picked up a loose eyeball, it grinned,

And sprinkled Parmesan Cheese upon it,

And popped it into it's wide-open-wolf mouth.

It howled in delight, "Oh! How I Love Piggy Pizza!"